Toothache

Love is like a toothache
That won’t go away
Take it to your dentist
You know what he’ll say:
“Sure hope you can stand the pain —
We’re fresh out of Novocaine®!”
Toothache!

Life is like a minefield
Not a friendly place
Mindin’ your own bidness
Blow up in your face
No good tryin’ to dodge it
No good tryin’ to run
Somethin’ comin’ at ya
Chop you up for fun
Y’ waltz in here in dancing pumps
Stagger out on bloody stumps!
Minefield!! Owww!!

Love is like a toothache
Poundin’ in your head
Make you wanna holler
Make you wish you’re dead
Love is like a toothache
That won’t go away
Haul ass to your dentist
You know what he’ll say:
“Pearly whites as white as snow
But those gums have GOT to GO!”
Toothache!!
“Whole damn mouth’s a total loss
Just because you wouldn’t floss!”
Toothache!! Owww!!