Maybe I said Yes, I couldn't care less: Maybe I lied. What if I meant No? That would be low! Maybe I lied. How're you gonna prove it? Who are you tryin' to kid? What are you gonna do to me if I did? Call it heads or tails, if all else fails, you can decide. Could be either/or – nothing's for sure – maybe I lied. Maybe you were mistaken. Maybe you heard me wrong. Maybe you're just a fool that got strung along! [kazoo break] Have it your own way – what can I say? Maybe I tried. Even if it's true, what's it to you? Maybe I lied. After the heartache's over, after the hurt's all gone, Who's gonna swear to anything that went on?