Love is like a toothache That won't go away Take it to your dentist You know what he'll say: "Sure hope you can stand the pain – We're fresh out of Novocaine®!" Toothache! Life is like a minefield Not a friendly place Mindin' your own bidness Blow up in your face No good tryin' to dodge it No good tryin' to run Somethin' comin' at ya Chop you up for fun Y' waltz in here in dancing pumps Stagger out on bloody stumps! Minefield!! Owww!! Love is like a toothache Poundin' in your head Make you wanna holler Make you wish you're dead Love is like a toothache That won't go away Haul ass to your dentist You know what he'll say: "Pearly whites as white as snow But those gums have GOT to GO!" Toothache!! "Whole damn mouth's a total loss Just because you wouldn't floss!" Toothache!! Owww!!