You can keep your city You can have my share All that I've got coming Really I don't care Cuz I have got a case of Urban Overload — I'm goin' home to Ho-Hum Road. I must be a moron To have stayed away so long Why should I be punished When I ain't done nothin' wrong I simply can't get used to Life in a commode I'm goin' home to Ho-Hum Road. To hear the wounded elephant To feel the crayfish crawl To see the western sky again Or any sky at all! Boring, boring, boring That's OK with me Glory, glory, glory I'll be snoring peacefully Cuz I don't wanna be here To see the place explode I'll be safe on Ho-Hum Road. O to live on Ho-Hum Road Sweetest life I ever knowed No one there would hurt a toad I'm goin' home to Ho-Hum Road I'm goin' home to Ho-Hum Road.