No phones, no appointments, no Game plans with hidden agendas No lists, crushing schedules, no White guys in yellow suspenders Tell them not to wait for me Where I am is where I'll be I am happy in Bananaland Two weeks can't make up for a Whole year of dangerous felons No one's indispensable Just taste these succulent melons! Send me down my final check Tell them all to go to heck My address is now Bananaland The aggravation, the traffic, the noise – Horns blaring, sirens screaming! AAAAAAAAHHHHH! I don't need it, you don't need it – Don't know no one that needs it – Who needs it? Not to mention condescension, All the pressure, stress and tension – Who needs it? I know they'll be mad at me That's OK, I know they're jealous Señor, bring a couple more Big drinks with little umbrellas Let them think the less of me I have found my destiny I am staying in Bananaland Yes, I like this very much Out of sight and out of touch I am happy in Bananaland I am staying in Bananaland.